i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
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