"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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