yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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