Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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