god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
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