Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
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Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
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WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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