I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
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2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
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DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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