I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
why is half of my head shaved?
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