Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
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Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
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That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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