Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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