Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
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I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
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woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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