So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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