YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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