i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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