Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I just found a bag of teeth...
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
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