Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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