roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
You're like the curious george of whores
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
Randomize
