I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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