I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
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