I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Randomize
