took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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