bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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