We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
