I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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