that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
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I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
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Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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