none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
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