So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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