I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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