If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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