White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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