at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
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I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
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My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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