spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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