I think im going to throw up on grandma
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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