I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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