My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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