so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
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He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
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Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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