when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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