I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Boobs speak an international language.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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