Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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