yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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