I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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