Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
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Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
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I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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