But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
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My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
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Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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