So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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