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say what?
wanna hang out?
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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