We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
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He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
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Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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