This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
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it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
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there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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