and you said cock pushups were impossible
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
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We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
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Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
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