Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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