Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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