Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
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I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
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You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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