R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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