is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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