I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
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