It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
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she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heโs Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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