I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Every concussion has its silver lining
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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