Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
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he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
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I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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