Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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