He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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