Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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