you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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