I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
We need to get me chipped asap
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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