Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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